Terror alert!

Today on my way into town my train got stopped because 'something was up at Central station'.

Considering we're on the terror christmas list and Poetin happened to be visiting today I assumed (correctly as it has since then turned out) that if it wasn't a bonified bomb then at least a suspicious parcel.

This pisses me off because it made me miss my friend's... er... first year graduation ceremony... yeah, that sounds about right. And if it turns out to be an actual bomb, I'll be downright furious! F*ckers.

*Angrily chews comfort chocolate bar!*

Terror update!

As it turns out 'the suspicious parcel' and the two men 'bringing it' were on the international rain from Frankfurt. The train that stopped about a hundred meters from Central station, which would be approximately a hundred meters from where I would detonate a bomb.

It isn't where they would detonate a bomb, since there was in fact no bomb, or even a dud, or even the malignant intent to scare the crap out of a lot of people.

As it turns out people in the train struck alarm when they noticed two men in arab garb scuffling around nervously and locking themselves into various toilets together!?!?!

What do you mean suspicious behaviour? Men lock themselves into toilets with other men all the time here! Or is that just in the places I hang???


In other news, Poetin as it turns out is the first Russian ruler to visit our shores in three centuries (the last one being Peter the Great presumably). Maybe we can put him at work in the docks too.

And I still missed my friends graduation. *grrr*