Laugh or you'll find yourself crying

[korilian]

Now I'm not posting this to be mean, but seriously even after you've turned down your disbelief-o-meter about ten notches this will still be the most absurd AU you'll ever come across... if your lucky.

I've been forcing myself through this, taking an occasional time-out to gawk open mouthed/ laugh my ass off/ fight of my inner feminist. It's taken me four tries so far, but we're making progress.

The premise is that woman can be abusers to. In this case the badly abused (by author) Anya and Buffy, with Xander as their helpless victim.
The author (surpisingly a woman!) dreamed up a list of anything goes torture and subjected our poor Xan to it. We're cheated out of the potentially interesting angst of this coming out into the open, by making Xander fess up while under a 'emotion suppressing spell'. His 'true' friends are horrified to find out how the helpless boy er... man has been mistreated. Thank God Spike is there to safe him and teach him all about true love. swoons. The writings pretty drab and sounds oddly enough like a self help brochure. Must be because they all spend so much time reading one out to us...

The BAD
Crash and Burn
By: Mistress Titania
Summary: Xander is in an abusive relationship with Anya. Spike has to help him recover. Will eventually X-over with X-Men.
Warnings: Graphic Descriptions of Xander torture, Domestic Abuse, Forced Prostitution, Non-Con, Eating Disorder, Slash(which will eventually get smutty), Language, mentions of past physical and sexual child abuse, Character Bashing (Anya, Buffy, Rogue, Jean Gray) No really? There's bashing?

And for balance The GREAT
Irony
By: Litgal
Summary: Xander wakes in the Initiative, but what could he have done to make them think he's a demon?
Warnings: M/M,Anal,D/s,Oral,VS