korilian

It's amnesty over at sga_flashfic and I've been a productive little beaver. As it turns out Amnesty means that all old challenges are go. Who knew?

For the Documentation challenge (image)
Title: Del.icio.us R us
Rating: G
AN: I started wondering how Teyla kept track of all those people and gate adresses. Especially with all the cullings. Clearly Pegasus works on some kind of social network...

For the 7 deadly sins challenge: lust
Title: Promiscuous
Rating: PG13
Warning: Spoilers for S4.
Summary: “No, no, no, he won’t do at ALL. Check out his flabby ass. You need something firm to grab hold off.”


Disclaimer: I don't own SGA or any featured Internet services, I'm just playing with them.

And on a different note. I promise I'll finish that gang bang aftermath piece. Definitely before I leave for Peru.

Title: The gang bangs continue
Summary: If he was a country he would be Russia and John had only just made it to Perm. Except now it looked like he’d gotten on the night time express when Rodney wasn’t looking, because John had just been detained by customs with a suitcase full of vodka and coke.
Rating: R
Pairing: Mckay/Sheppard established
Warnings: Attempted rape. Violence. BDSM relationship implied. AU.
Word count: 880.
AN: I said this could only end with Rodney dumping John's ass... and moving in with the marines... I lied. This won't make any sense without reading the prequel in which Sheppard gives Rodney to the marines as a butt toy (I admit, I just like typing that).
Believe it or not, but this has actually gotten just a little bit darker.
Disclaimer: If I ever get rich, I solemnly swear to buy the network. Until then, I own nothing.

Read part 1


AN: Wow, if I'd known that all it took to get me out of my writing funk was a little porn I would have written this years ago!

Damn I'm in the writing mood today.

Title: A Wraith tale
Summary: The queen leaned back in her thrown and tapped her long nails thoughtfully against the bone decorations. "I have considered both your points carefully and have come to a verdict."
AN: The challenge was: Show the more "human" side of the Wraith and have fun with it. (Challenge by Mklurez).

Ages ago 

notpoetry wrote a fic where: "John ties Rodney to the wall and comes back, periodically, to make Rodney take it like a dirty bitch" and  rageprufrock mentioned that, "next to John giving Rodney to the marines as a butt-toy, it really is the best thing that could ever happen."

I quite agreed with her, but it did make me wonder why no one had written the marine one yet, so...  I've officially crossed that line from awkward to absolutely mortifying, should anyone I know ever come across this journal.

Title: The gang bangs will continue until morale improves
Summary: He wondered if this was supposed to be punishment, or a reward. With Sheppard you really couldn't tell sometimes.
Warnings: This is pure porn. Gang bang with dubious consent. BDSM relationship implied.
AN: credit where credit's due. This fic wouldn't exist without  notpoetry and rageprufrock. Why dubious consent? In my head Rodney might not really have any say in the matter, but he also doesn't really mind being John's plaything. (who would)
Disclaimer: Why yes, I did create Stargate... IN MY DREAMS! I own nothing.
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Okay I grossed myself out a little in the end there. But this was a fun exercise in writing filthy, filthy porn (you really shouldn't be able to make it to 24 as a total prude anyway. Consider this my official migration from prudonia). 

Read the Sequel here