Are you still taking suggestions for additions to this list? (As a not-that-longtime reader of SGA fic, I <3 all of your very entertaining SGA masterlists.) If you are, there's:
I'm sad-surprised that this human!Rodney/dolphin!John badfic parody (http://www.livejournal.com/users/svmadelyn/321001.html?thread=3941097#t3941097) did not end up generating more blowhole porn.
Would quasar's classic "fisting with not-yet-fully-grown regenerated hand" fic (http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/478201.html) measure up as improbable enough? Bonus: scene where Caldwell is kind and concerned.
In Quality Time (http://mandysbitch.livejournal.com/196310.html) by mandysbitch Rodney is very bendy, never sore, and spends more time fucking everyone on Atlantis (on a schedule) than working in the labs or off-world. Bonus: Caldwell has notable sexytime talents.
How about puddleofgoo's fantasy (non-AU Atlantis-based) lifestyley BDSM series A Life Less Ordinary (http://puddle-of-goo.livejournal.com/23730.html)? More than a million words so far of John and Rodney going at it like Energizer bunnies who can come 3, 4, 5 times a night without magical de-aging devices or PegasusViagra. Rodney never getting a sore ass unless it's been banged more than 4 times in 24 hours. Plugs are forever. At least once per story either Rodney or John being turned into a puddle of goo by something the other did. (Plus! The boys expressing their feelings and respect for each other all the time, bondage-gear-supplying Teyla, confused-inconsistent Carson, turned-on Elizabeth, expose-your-inner-top Heightmeyer, let's-go-shopping!John, and more.)
Are "we didn't know we were fucking" stories improbable enough? Two come to mind: Helen's This Gun's For Hire (http://helenish.talkoncorners.net/gun.html) starts out with John and Rodney persistently unable to remember that they're having kind of a lot of sex. The second one is thingswithwings' Read My Mind (http://thingswithwings.livejournal.com/25459.html), which offers--oh, those wacky ancients--all the goodness of mind-controlled fucking-machine tentacle porn.
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Date: 2009-12-14 08:47 am (UTC)zortified's Fowl Pleasure (http://gila.faking-sanity.net/stargate/foulpleasure.html). Threesome Beckett/McKay/AUpenguin!Beckett
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sad-surprised that this human!Rodney/dolphin!John badfic parody (http://www.livejournal.com/users/svmadelyn/321001.html?thread=3941097#t3941097) did not end up generating more blowhole porn.Would quasar's classic "fisting with not-yet-fully-grown regenerated hand" fic (http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/478201.html) measure up as improbable enough? Bonus: scene where Caldwell is kind and concerned.
In Quality Time (http://mandysbitch.livejournal.com/196310.html) by mandysbitch Rodney is very bendy, never sore, and spends more time fucking everyone on Atlantis (on a schedule) than working in the labs or off-world. Bonus: Caldwell has notable sexytime talents.
How about puddleofgoo's fantasy (non-AU Atlantis-based) lifestyley BDSM series A Life Less Ordinary (http://puddle-of-goo.livejournal.com/23730.html)? More than a million words so far of John and Rodney going at it like Energizer bunnies who can come 3, 4, 5 times a night without magical de-aging devices or PegasusViagra. Rodney never getting a sore ass unless it's been banged more than 4 times in 24 hours. Plugs are forever. At least once per story either Rodney or John being turned into a puddle of goo by something the other did. (Plus! The boys expressing their feelings and respect for each other all the time, bondage-gear-supplying Teyla, confused-inconsistent Carson, turned-on Elizabeth, expose-your-inner-top Heightmeyer, let's-go-shopping!John, and more.)
Are "we didn't know we were fucking" stories improbable enough? Two come to mind: Helen's This Gun's For Hire (http://helenish.talkoncorners.net/gun.html) starts out with John and Rodney persistently unable to remember that they're having kind of a lot of sex. The second one is thingswithwings' Read My Mind (http://thingswithwings.livejournal.com/25459.html), which offers--oh, those wacky ancients--all the goodness of mind-controlled fucking-machine tentacle porn.