SGA travelers review!
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korilianSGA Travelers review!
This week is all about Sheppard's little adventure to pleasure planet Risa. They're not gonna show us the good bits right now obviously. Not in this time slot. But there's a special coming our way. Just mark my words!
Sheppard's testosterone has gotten such a boost, that he's manly eating while flying! (eating the forbidden fruit. See what they did there).
Rodney teases, but he's not jealous. He knows Sheppard will come home to him in the end. (Well, he might be a little jealous about the apple).
Uh oh! Should have known it couldn't be that easy.
Is that Carter? No it's Rodney and Teyla and Ronon.
Is that Carter? No it's Chuck the gate room check.
Is that...? LOOK IT'S LORNE ALRIGHT! CARTER'S NOT HERE!
She's... I don't know sleeping in. Or locked in her quarters.
I admit, when I first saw the team conferring in the hallways, I assumed they were looking for her. But on second viewing it's clear that they're trying to avoid detection, because of the PLOTTING BEHIND HER BACK! (except her back is locked in her quarters with the rest of her).
Carter (having escaped by scaling the outside wall on to the next balcony). "Sheesh. Someone really needs to fix my door.. Hey, where is everyone? What happened to all the jumpers?!?!"
Chuck: "....!"
Oh awesome! It's Vala! Vala does Pegasus!
...wait a tick.
Vala is conniving, but not really a bitch. (well, she is, but she's fun about it). Laryn was just a bitch. All to ready to sacrifice her own people and nasty and backstabbing. (Also writers: Stop stealing from yourselves!).
Laryn (after Sheppard awesomely tossed her ass all over the ship with his mad flying skilz): Clever mister Bond. But I've now exposed you to deadly radiation. Roll over like the pussy you are."
Sheppard: Fine. I just cut of oxygen to your section bitch. Why don't YOU roll over." (Okay that didn't happen, but it should have. Maybe he didn't have access to those systems from there. Also she only calls him mister Bond in his mind).
Some other stuff happens. Sheppard proofs he does have a brain.
Laryn proofs she might just be slightly more awesome then I gave her credit for.
Of course by the time I finally started to get into her a little, the Wraith sucked the life out of her. *sigh* What can you do.
Sheppard, Sheppard. You're not James Bond. Sure woman occasionally throw themselves at you, or show up in your quarters nekkid. But those are a certain kind of women aren't they? I don't want to say vapid, but... well.
So what have we learned from this? Don't kiss the ones who captured you, tortured you and threatened to toss you out of an airlock. Even after you saved their asses, they'll still won't have a dick to think with!
Also, what are you doing letting that Wraith go?!?! It's a WRAITH! You'll break a deal with the hot leather clad chick, but you'll be the bigger man with a fricking WRAITH?!?! I'm sure that impressed her. *head desk*
Throughout it all, Rodney has been looking for his boy. Lorne's there too, but from what I can tell, he's just been doing that cute eyebrow thing a lot. And look they even brought along those hot extras! They never get any lines, but they sure brighten up the scenery don't they.
Laryn and her people take off with the cool ship, but they let Sheppard go. Maybe he's a little James Bondy after all. Like James Bond light. (Or maybe she's already sick of his inappropriate advances).
The end.
Carter: "Where the hell have you guy's been?!?"
Rodney: "How did you get o.... I mean er... jumper maintenance?.... Oh fine. We took a trip to Risa. Like spring break. In space. (and you know what? They totally did! But more on that in that special).
Carter: "WHAAA?!?."
Rodney: " Look we'll let you come next time." (he's ying. You don't take your mom on spring break).
This week is all about Sheppard's little adventure to pleasure planet Risa. They're not gonna show us the good bits right now obviously. Not in this time slot. But there's a special coming our way. Just mark my words!
Sheppard's testosterone has gotten such a boost, that he's manly eating while flying! (eating the forbidden fruit. See what they did there).
Rodney teases, but he's not jealous. He knows Sheppard will come home to him in the end. (Well, he might be a little jealous about the apple).
Uh oh! Should have known it couldn't be that easy.
Is that Carter? No it's Rodney and Teyla and Ronon.
Is that Carter? No it's Chuck the gate room check.
Is that...? LOOK IT'S LORNE ALRIGHT! CARTER'S NOT HERE!
She's... I don't know sleeping in. Or locked in her quarters.
I admit, when I first saw the team conferring in the hallways, I assumed they were looking for her. But on second viewing it's clear that they're trying to avoid detection, because of the PLOTTING BEHIND HER BACK! (except her back is locked in her quarters with the rest of her).
Carter (having escaped by scaling the outside wall on to the next balcony). "Sheesh. Someone really needs to fix my door.. Hey, where is everyone? What happened to all the jumpers?!?!"
Chuck: "....!"
Oh awesome! It's Vala! Vala does Pegasus!
...wait a tick.
Vala is conniving, but not really a bitch. (well, she is, but she's fun about it). Laryn was just a bitch. All to ready to sacrifice her own people and nasty and backstabbing. (Also writers: Stop stealing from yourselves!).
Laryn (after Sheppard awesomely tossed her ass all over the ship with his mad flying skilz): Clever mister Bond. But I've now exposed you to deadly radiation. Roll over like the pussy you are."
Sheppard: Fine. I just cut of oxygen to your section bitch. Why don't YOU roll over." (Okay that didn't happen, but it should have. Maybe he didn't have access to those systems from there. Also she only calls him mister Bond in his mind).
Some other stuff happens. Sheppard proofs he does have a brain.
Laryn proofs she might just be slightly more awesome then I gave her credit for.
Of course by the time I finally started to get into her a little, the Wraith sucked the life out of her. *sigh* What can you do.
Sheppard, Sheppard. You're not James Bond. Sure woman occasionally throw themselves at you, or show up in your quarters nekkid. But those are a certain kind of women aren't they? I don't want to say vapid, but... well.
So what have we learned from this? Don't kiss the ones who captured you, tortured you and threatened to toss you out of an airlock. Even after you saved their asses, they'll still won't have a dick to think with!
Also, what are you doing letting that Wraith go?!?! It's a WRAITH! You'll break a deal with the hot leather clad chick, but you'll be the bigger man with a fricking WRAITH?!?! I'm sure that impressed her. *head desk*
Throughout it all, Rodney has been looking for his boy. Lorne's there too, but from what I can tell, he's just been doing that cute eyebrow thing a lot. And look they even brought along those hot extras! They never get any lines, but they sure brighten up the scenery don't they.
Laryn and her people take off with the cool ship, but they let Sheppard go. Maybe he's a little James Bondy after all. Like James Bond light. (Or maybe she's already sick of his inappropriate advances).
The end.
Carter: "Where the hell have you guy's been?!?"
Rodney: "How did you get o.... I mean er... jumper maintenance?.... Oh fine. We took a trip to Risa. Like spring break. In space. (and you know what? They totally did! But more on that in that special).
Carter: "WHAAA?!?."
Rodney: " Look we'll let you come next time." (he's ying. You don't take your mom on spring break).
I give this 3/5 stars. It had potential, but I spend the first half of the ep HATING on Laryn and it was distracting.
