SGA fic: Coitus interruptus. Look! It's a story!

I think that makes three in one year! The most productive I've been in ages and this one has a little gay sex and dirty words! OMG! I'm practically a grown up now! I so love Rodney's medical issues. As far as I'm concerned they're all canon. That doesn't mean I don't love his hypochondria also!

Fandom: Stargate Altantis.
Pairing: Mckay/Sheppard.
Summary: It happened in the heat of the moment, but in hindsight it was pretty obvious that the love bite thing was a bad idea on multiple levels.
Authors note: Oh wow. This is my first graphic (yeah right)  fic ever! Look! Dirty words! *Fans self* This is a little critique on a fanon favourite: why do people so many people assume Sheppard gets off on biting during the moment  supreme? Is it because he's so hairy? More ludicrous to me however, is the thought that Rodney would actually be okay with it. Pain? Saliva near an *ahem* open wound? In my head that could only end something like this: 
Rating: NC-17

( Coitus interruptus (or the story of how a canary-dog thing might have impaired Colonel Sheppard’s judgement) )

Hee! I inspired fic! And I believe that makes a 'Rodneys against love bites support group'.