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[korilian]

Oh yeah; digging this one.

Nabbed from liz_marcs , bellatemple  and some other folk.

Plotbunnies I'm breeding, feeding and keeping hoppily in my garden. Er that would be outline of all my Fic in progress. WIP MEME Please help. I don't know which one to start with!

 

Untitled - BtvS - S4.
Buffy: They found a body behind the old bus station.
Giles: Must Investigate!
Xander: Heh. You know people are always dying around here. How about we drop this one.
Giles: Xander what have you been up to?
Willow: Is it that Jack O’Tool guy? Cuz he just up and disappeared... ooh coronors files.
Xander: Nooooooo!

Untitled – BtvS - S3
Xander: Mom? Are you ho...ly.
Tony Harris: You’re next boy!
Xander: Jeez dad. You were already a bastard. Do you have to add violent psycho to the mix?
Tony Harris: Die! Die!
Xander: You can’t catch me! I’m calling the cops you big.. meanie.
Giles: I know you’re severely traumatized, but we’re gonna take care of you Xander. As long as you do your homework and... Xander? What are you doing with that axe? ...Xander?

Untitled – BtvS – S4
Xander: Aargh! I reached Oxnard and changed into a woman!
Willow: Don’t worry. We’ll fix it.
Giles: Actually it appears you might have been a girl al along.
Xander: Oh great. Next you’ll tell me I’m not even human.... why is everybody looking at me like that.
Buffy: Like what snookums. shuffles closer.
Xander: Like you all wanna have sex with me. Hey, hands!

Untitled – BtvS – Post S7
Riley: Thanks for coming. There appears to be a werewolf on the loose.
Oz: Can’t believe I came back to this blasted country after last time.
Riley: You owe me.
Oz: If I get tortured again I’m telling.

Untitled – BtvS – S6
Bizarro Xander: Is it me or did the World just shift?
Powers: It’s not you.
Buffy: Xander? How come there are suddenly two of you?
Bizarro Xander: The powers are secretly playing the bad guys. It’s to do with alternate realities and crap. I don’t really understand how that works. Come meet my sister, who is also the Key.
Willow: Are you evil?
Bizarro Xander: Just because I’m freakishly pale and wear sunglasses all the time...

The Uber – BtvS/ X-men/ Charmed/ Dark Angel/ SG-1/ Xena/ Hercules – Post Hells Bells.
Xander: I’m a mutant? How can you tell?
Gambit: Well you’re still alive. Wane be my friend?
Xander: Get lost Marty-Stu. God this is so lame! I want a real power! And where’s my ex?!
Anya: I’m not talking to you.
Xander: Look out witches!
Anya: Crap.
X5-871: Can I come live with you?
Xander/ Anya: Look now we’re not ready for mariage, let alone kids.
X5-871: Should have used a condom then...
Xander: What? Never mind. What’s going on? Who are all these people. Why is this happening and you! Keep that big ass needle away from me!
Mysterious cloud: I’m playing you like a fiddle. Mwuahaha!

Untitled – BtvS/ SG1 - Post S7
Xander: Here we are in beautiful Cairo. Be sure to pick up some tacky souvenirs.
Tarzo: I don’t wanna be a slayer. I’m a woman and there for meek and insignificant. Allah commands it!
Shola: Hey, you leave Allah out of it.
Xander: Now Sho, your sister had a hard lot in life. She needs some time to adapt and... did that guy’s eyes just glow golden?
Tarzo: Check out them soldiers. Hubbah, hubbah.
Xander: Right. Let’s just go over here, where we’re safely out of their... damn! That never works and why are you people sniffing me?
Jack: You untrustworthy bastard!

Spawn of the inner circle – BtvS/ HP – S2 / Post book 5.
He who shall not be named: I’ve send out my evil spawn into the world and now they shall return to my side and destroy my enemies!
Wormtail: Maybe you should do something about that body while you’re at it. You’re not looking so good.
You know who: Eep! Really? Well maybe I’ll posses one of them. Yeah, that’s working out nicely.
Buffy: Give me back my friends you bastard!

Calvino – BtvS/ Charmed – S2/ S... Wyatt
Armida: A demon raped one of my daughters and drove her insane. Yet I’m oddly compelled not to vanquish her offspring. Maybe I’ll just bind his powers. Let the next matriarch sort it out. Did I mention I’m a witch?
Flora: Mom!
Jesseka: Great. Put me on baby sitting duty why don’t you. Just because I have no powers and Vila’s insane!  Well you know what. Maybe I’ll just mary that deadbeat and change my name and... and drink a lot! And move to that godawfull little town and you’ll never see us again!
Armida: I swear she gets that from her father... ooh my heart.
Xander: Hey, how come I can suddenly er.. what ya call it? Shimmer!
Charmed ones: Aren’t we supposed to be in this fic?
Author: What’ya mean? I mentioned you in passing?! See line 10, page 54.

The corrupter – HP/ Dogma – Post Book 5
Metatron: Oh look, it’s my evil brother. What have you been up to now.
Snape: I killed some greasy git and took his place back in the day.
Dumbledore: Snape no! You’re good! Just misunderstood!
Snape: You oaf! I’ve been corrupting your precious kids for generations!
Harry: Hey new girl. How come you can walk on water.

DV8 – BtvS/ Gen13/ DV8 – Post S3
Government cronie: Wanna work on a special project?
Xander: What’s it pay?
Buffy: Oh my god! They killed Xander.
Willow: I don’t accept that! Cuz look! Pirates.
Xander: Wow, those bastards did a real number on my head. Thank God I have powers and a cool tattoo.
Iniative: We made a booboo. Don’t suppose we could borrow your meta human team to fix it.
Willow/ Buffy tearfully: Xander?
Xander: Stop crying. I'm a superhero now. Except evil.
Buffy: Right I'll get the manacles.
Xander: Grrr.

The way the World changed – BtvS/ Dark Angel - AU from The gift/ S2
Dawn: Post Pulse and freaks with fingernails are chasing me. As if being the key wasn’t enough.
Max: You’re a transgenic.
Dawn: What? Now just because I kick ass...
Author: Shut up! I want Xander! Why. tries to push him in place using sheer force of will Won’t. You. Fit!
Xander: Ow.

Basic biology – Charmed – S Chris.
Phoebe: Oh my god! Chris is a woman.
Paige: Well of course. Wasn’t she always?
Phoebe: Of course not. Remember his girlfriend?
Paige: Phoebe! No need to call her a dyke!
Chris: I’d be more upset about this, but I’m busy angsting over my dead mother.

Powerful distrust (yes I’m mocking the average Charmed title here) – S Chris.
Chris: How come I’m stealing everybody's powers.
Piper: Obviously you’re evil!
Chris: Mom! I mean, Wyatts mom! I’m not evil! It's just a new power, see your great aunt Edna also... had it... shutting up now.
Phoebe: You know this would be a lot easier if you’d come clean already.

Kiddies – SG1 – S 2

Daniel: Oh look the fountain of youth.

Jack: What makes you say that? Looks like a rock to... oh.

Hammond: Teal’c, who are these children?

Frasier: I can change them back, but it’ll take ten years and their brains might turn to mush.

Hammond: But Jack and Sam will be all cute and teenaged and dating by then!

Frasier: I suppose we could just never tell em?

 

 

Rasputin – X-men/ Startrek DS9 – S Dominion war.

Jules Bashir: We’re mutants on the run. Humans destroyed our Utopia.

Sisko: We sound like right bastards in your Reality.

O Brien: Alternate me is like Hitler! I can’t believe I could be so evil.

Sisko: Your people are causing a lot of trouble. How come I’m still sympathetic?

Jules: I’m using my mutant powers to manipulate you.

 

 

Ghoul Army – Terry Pratchet – Post Jingo?

Rincewind: You killed me! Why aren’t I dead?

Death: THAT’S WHAT I’D LIKE TO KNOW. YOU SEEM TO BE SOME KIND OF CORPORIAL SPIRIT.

Vimes: Look buddy. I have bigger issues okay. All the monsters are acting like monsters!

Rincewind: Is that why I’m rattling these chains?

 

 

Okay, I have a ridiculous amount of stories lined up.